Should I Stay Or Should I Go

Salmonella Anyone?

This is foil wrapping the wire rack that sits on top of the grill. I found this when I wanted to use the oven the other day. Apparently it's alright to keep using the foil despite having cooked meat and other things repeatedly on it. Possibly a lifetime of this practice has made my Twatmate immune to anything that can cause food poisoning?

Anyway, should I stay or should I go now?

I'm back from some more festivalling. My flatmate is away on holiday so I picked this time to stay home and do some revising. I've now told him I'm not happy staying here and I want to move out but it is going to be difficult because he wants someone else to move in and replace me. I offered to put up an ad on Gumtree but he wants to veto them. There is no chance of anyone who'd put up with him living here, as my flatmate interviewing someone to be a replacement flatmate would be like Alan Sugar interviewing someone to be the next person he fires. Plus, my room is basically a boiler cupboard and having had a look at what else is available there is no chance anyone is going to move in here and pay the same money I'm paying. This means I will not be able to put a deposit down on a new place even if I were to find one because my twatmate will need to find a sucker to move in here first before he will return my deposit.

I'm going to advertise the room while he's away and see what kind of interest it generates. If I can find someone stupid enough to move in then at least I'll have something to work with. If there's no interest then I can indicate this to him and tell him I'm going to be reducing my rent payment by a certain amount to reflect this. Let's see how it goes.

So, to recap, I dislike my flatmate today as he is an unhygeinic twat and he is being an ungracious wanker about letting me move out.