Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fungi

My flatmate has left for a couple of weeks to venture back up North where he was spawned.

I lived in a state of bliss for a few days and even started to miss him for a bit. Fortunately, in his infinite kindness he left me something to remember him by.

In case you cannot tell, it used to be some of Somerfield's finest cheddar which was tastefully hidden on the top shelf of the fridge. I am not a tall man so imagine how pleasantly surprised I was when my questing hands clutched this.

This is an obviously out of date onion. It is so out of date it has begun to liquefy.

And this used to be a lettuce.

He gets back on Wednesday. I cannot wait!